Dear Jesson Button,

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/10/2013 at 11:58 • Filed to: NSFW

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Can we swap lives for a day?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/10/2013 at 11:59

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Nope. The only Button you can swap lives with for a day is the Staples Easy Button.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/10/2013 at 12:27

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Do I shit all over your dreams?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/10/2013 at 12:36

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I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee... wait

SO THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS CUP

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/10/2013 at 12:39

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My dream is to Multi 21 her.

Shane > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/10/2013 at 12:43

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No, because then you would crash a multi million dollar F1 car into a wall at speeds that are way too slow for Jenson to ever crash at, and the team would think that Jenson has had some sort of traumatic brain injury, fire him and hire Eddie Irvine out of retirement, bringing back the glory days of F1 playboys. Actually, yes you can, because that would be awesome

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Shane 10/10/2013 at 12:44

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Quiet you!

GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/10/2013 at 12:46

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Watch out, if she's German, she might violate it and move to a new position despite your warnings!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/10/2013 at 12:46

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This dude is pissed

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/10/2013 at 12:46

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Models: that was easy (as if)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > GhostZ 10/10/2013 at 12:49

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She's Japanese... But, if she wanted to spontaneously change positions, I would be just fine with that.